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10/29/09

No Mama...NO!!!

Costume
I am having a dress rehearsal for Halloween, Mama surprised me with a new costume this year!!
What could I be this year???


Maybe I am Khyra???
Oooooo a floofy tail!! Maybe I am going to be Khyra,
 or maybe a big lioness that says....ROAR!!!!


Putting on the "Mask"
Oooo a hoodie!! I am sure I am going to be a lioness NOW!!!





I am WHAT????
How do I look Mama...like a scary LION????




This Cannot BE!!!
What???? No Mama, NO!!!!



Daddy???? Really????
Daddy...you are NOT going to let her do this are you???
DADDY???!!!!!




I is a SQUIRREL!!!!!
I AM A SQUIRREL????????
THAT IS IT!!!!!!




WANTED - NEW HOME
For cute white Lhasa with a bad haircut...
Must be a home that:
Does NOT do their own grooming
Gives me real human food including LOTS of cheetos!!
and most of all does NOT DRESS THEIR FURIENDS LIKE NASTY TREE RATS!!!!!




Wanted - Good Home for Cute Puppy

57 comments:

Sierra Rose said...

Oh Dory! So sorry about that! I am sure you will receive some great comments from your pals today! Love the arms with the acorn. I would protest too!
Ps. You sure are cute in that suit though!!

Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
Sierra Rose

Gizzy's Mom said...

Oh Dory, ma petite. Come to the North. There are NO squirrel suits and no trimmers in my house. (Pawpa takes me to the groomer and you could come with me.) Tell them at the airport you need tickets to "BDL". I will be waiting.

Grrrs from Gizzy

Martha and Bailey said...

Oh Dory, come to Scotland! We are outraged that your mom has made you into a squirrel!!!
We could not believe our eyes - we had to go back and look again - a squirrel!!!!
This is a step too far - we will check the flights this instant.
love you lots
Martha & bailey xxx

JackDaddy said...

:) That is a great costume. You can tell people that it is a squirrel that you caught and skinned and that you are wearing the squirrel skin to show all they other squirrels they should run away from you!

MAX said...

Dear Dory,
We are so sorry for your fate, but I must ask you a question....have you perhaps been wandering around Miley's backyard?...he's just had 'breaking news' and calling in the troops. Watch out if you are looking like a squirrel in any way!
Thank goodness for that last picture when we finally realised it was YOU!
Lotsalicks
MAXDOG IN SOUTH AFRICA

Sunny said...

Oh No, Dory! How could your Mama do that to you? Of all things a squirrel!
I have to tell you...that do make a very cute rodent...err I mean squirrel though.
I hope you get a treat to go with your trick!
Luv, Lucy (Woof!)

Piappies World said...

Hi Dory!
Such an outrage that you have turned into a tree rat. However, we do need to admit that you are one adorable tree rat. You're too cute in that suit and you're even holding an acorn!
Now we are excited to see what your mom got for Bilbo. =)
Trick or Treat!!!

- Fudgie, Princess & the Piappies

Tank said...

Jack's idea will never work. It doesn't look anything like a real squirrel skin. Dory, listen to me. You must leave that house asap. In legal terms, what they have done to you is known as "cruel and unusual punishment." I will find a doggy attorney for you so that you can file a lawsuit and collect lots of green papers. Then you can live anywhere you want... with people who won't butcher you one week and strip you of all dignity the next.

It's a little rainy here today, but you're welcome to come stay here for awhile... I'll be happy to foster you.

Aniemother said...

Uh oh.. Whatch out for the whippets! And possibly Khyra!

B&V

Bijou said...

OMD Dory! Don't let them put that costume on you ever again. It just ain't right!

One good thing though, maybe people won't know what your are suppose to be, cause everybody knows tree rats are red!


Waggles,
Bijou

ScrapsofMe said...

At first , I too thought maybe she had gone too far. But then, I thought maybe she was getting you a squirrel hunting camouflage outfit so you could sneak up on em and then BAM! goes the squirrel.
However, if you only get to wear it in the house, that's grounds for running away. There had better be some serious treats involved if you hafta squish back into that thing soon.
sniffies,
Bonnie

Tiffany and the Munchkins said...

Dory, the Mommy says you can come live with us, but you might not like it much because she doesn't give us Cheetos. We would never let her dress you as a squirrel though! Oh Dory...our deepest sympathies.

Chihuahua kisses,
The Munchkins

Nibbles Treats said...

Oh Dory. Your mama has gone to the dark side. This is a very sad day.

Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

Abby said...

Hi, Dory...

OMdoG...That is sooo wrong on sooo many levels...

You must come live with me immediately...And, bring Bilbo, too...With you gone, your Momma might try to put that thing on him...

Do you want me to email the directions to you??

Abby xxxooo

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

Oh Dory!! 2 out of 3 isn't bad - come on over, but be warned that Mom will groom you!!

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Princess said...

Oh Dory I love Cheetos too, but I don't get enough of them either. Let me know when you find that come and if you want a sister! ;o)

I can't believe she dressed you like a squirrel!! How Rude! But you are the cutest one I've seen.

Dip-Dip and The Bridge said...

Poor old Dory, we laughed and laughed. We were just about to offer you a home with us but realised we do not have cheetos, aww sorry.
You should call the authorities, dressing dogs as squirrels is practically animal abuse!
Wags and kisses, Dinah, Bridget and Elliot xx

Kira The BeaWootiful said...

Woooos! A Squirrel??????? How cruel!!!! You must come here immediately! Except the rats here are bigger than you, so you might want to be careful, they might take you for one of there own!
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Jazzi said...

Oh Dory!!! I am soo sorry for you and your pain, A tree rat!! I had to wipe my eyes, to make sure I was seeing correctly!!

WHAT was your mom thinking??? That is cruel and unusual punishment. Seriously, and I am sorry but your mom has some serious issues!!

You can come and live with me. I will even share my turkey chili with you and we can go to the groomers together, she is really nice and gives lots of kisses, you will like her.

The plane leaves in the morning so get to the airport early and I will see tomorrow!!

A squirrel, I still cant believe it!!!

Waiting in Illinois
Jazzi

The OP Pack said...

Dory, just tell everyone you are in disguise to try to trick one of those pesky critters into letting you catch him.

Our Momster is telling us here now that she actually was going to buy two of those for us boys but she could only find them in Large and we need X-Large. Whew - thank dogness.

Woos, the OP Pack

Stella said...

Uh, Dory, how do you feel about very cold winters with deep snow? If you can handle that, you would be welcome here in Minniesnowda. We do NO costuming at all here, just get to be our doggy selves and Mom would buy you Cheetos now and then, too. She is a good Mom and would never, ever do what your Mom did to you. (Maybe your Mom is a fake Mom!)

Peeess, bring your jammies with you.

Kisses,

Stella

Nellie and Calvert (The Giant) said...

Our dear Dory,

Think of all the great things a squirrel can do... they can go up trees and walk on wires and run so fast that no one will catch-up to them.

Also, think of the most famous squirrel, Rocky of Rocky & Bullwinkle; that guy had his own show!

If this doesn't make you feel better, well, we have a cool pad in NY that we'd share with you. But I'm sure your mommy would miss you terribly and you wouldn't leave daddy all alone, would you? She might dress him up as a Squirrel. hehehe

You do look absolutely spectacular!

Trick or Treat

Paws-out
Nellie & Calvert

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Dory,
You look cute, but if you want to come here for a while. You can, but I am sure you will want to go back to your Mommy. We wear clothes, but never tree rats.
Sally Ann

Santa and Minnie said...

Hahaha...poor Dory, we sympathise with you. Those humans!!

You can come and live with us, our humans don't dress us up but then, we get home groomed though.

Teddy Bear said...

Oh, Dory, I know that squirrels are the enemy but you sure do look adorable!!!

Love,
Teddy Bear

Mango said...

OH NO! Why is my bad momma laughing so hard? That is abuse for sure.

Um, I kind of want to bitey your head, I think. Sorry. Love the acorn.

Slobbers,
Mango

Benny and Lily said...

How dare mom dress you like a little squirrely. You look awfully cute
Benny & Lily

Cocorue said...

it's ok humour your mumsy for now and she'll love you lots...

here's the link; copy, register and vote. Maxis neck to neck w 17 votes
http://dogswithblogs.com.au/bonezone/profile.php?mode=register

TQ and chikisses

Honeygo Beasley said...

That is the absolute hands-down best costume ever!

You win. Whatever costume contest is going on. You win!

houndstooth said...

Dory,

THE HORROR! I'd lend you my dragon costume, but I'm afraid it might be a little too big. Feel free to move in, though! We feel your pain!

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Oh Dory!!! What a conumdrum. Just grin in bear it. You'll probably get lots of treats. You can always come live with us, if you ever decide to run away!!

Woofs and Kisses!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I almost think woo khould khonvince us woo were a Siberian pretending to be a skwhirrel so woo khould take 'em by surprise!

Furry khute!

Of khourse, the tail SOOOOO makes the khanine khostume AND the khostume!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

hero said...

Oh Dory... I so feel for you. What in the world is mama thinking, dressing you as a tree rat. There goes your OWAS honorable membership.

Pee ees... but it was definitely hilarious though... sorry I can't stop laughing too.

Licks, hero

Tanuki Maxx said...

Hi Dory! for a moment i thought you're a mini siberian husky!! Really cute costume, mommy's got tears in her eyes - she cant stop laughing..

Cheers,
Maxx

BRUTUS said...

Oh noooooooo!! Poor Dory! Do our humans have no shame?? My deepest condolences....
Glad to say I fared a little better with my mom's choice for my costume :) Come by & check it out! (I'll even let you borrow it for VPC if you want!)

Devilish Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

Lorenza said...

Dory!
What was your Mom thinking???
Come here! There are not costumes here!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Oh no!!!! I can't believe my eyes! The indignity of it all. Is your Mom serious?!? Ooof. You can come live with me. I'll send AirFiona immediately. Mom gives us lots of treaties, always takes us to the groomer (and they're REALLY NICE there!), and doesn't make us wear silly costumes of ANY kind, and especially not of the squirrel kind. Say the word, and I'll go wind the rubber band on AirFiona.

*kissey face*
-Fiona, Pilot Extraordinaire

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Oh. I forgot to mention that we have plenty of Cheetos. And other goodies, too. And absolutely NO silly costumes. (But lots of squirrels outside that you could help me eradicate.)

*kissey face*
-Fiona

Kari in WeHo said...

that is the perfect costume. Where can I get one in pit bull size? :-P

Dennis the Vizsla said...

The horror! The horror!

Scout and Freyja said...

Oh, honey pie, your momma does ♥ you she just has a silly way of showing it.

chicamom85 said...

Dory, My Mommy is dying cause you look sooooooooooo cute in that costume. I am sorry that it is a squirrel. You can come and live here with me anytime. My Mommy and Big Sis give me cheese often and Daddy is a big push over when it comes to sharing food and stuff. Mommy knows better than to put any crazy costumes on me. Can you bring Bilbo??? I love you Dory, I bet you would miss your Mama and Daddy too much.

licks and sniffs, loveys and growls,
Sasha

Madi and Mom said...

Hi Dory...oh my word I cannot believe your Mom put you in a squirrel costume. What was she thinking. It is time to call in the troops. I'm sending you a self addressed and stamped comfy box with food and water. Jump in it and come to my house.
Madi and Mom

Cool Pet Picks said...

We love your site and would love to post a picture of Dory on our blog! ADORABLE!!!

Mickie said...

ROFLMBO!!! The poodles would consider that an insult too! They hate squirrels!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor Dory :(

Anne-Kathrine said...

OMG I can't believe your mama dressed you up as a squirrel, eventhough you were pretty cute!

Anna the GSD said...

OMG!!! Run! Run fast and far! How could your peoples do that to you?!? The the bloody hell is wrong with them?!!?

Even more important, where do you find something like that? Pack your bags, come to Alabama!

Cloud the Wonder Dog said...

OMD Dory!!! That is the ULTIMATE HUMILIATION!!! You can come live wiff me, my sweet. We can chase and bark at squirrels together!

Luv,
Cloud

RILEY AND STAR said...

Hi Dorey,

Riley and Star here. Well, we just can't believe it! And all three of us are sitting here dying of laughter! Ooops! Star just wee,weeed in her new costume!

Don't be too hard on your mommy, we think she just wanted you to live the life of a squirrel for one day to teach you something.

And that is, even though, squirrels are pesty, a pain in the birdhouse, annoying, creepy and sneaky little rodents and the worst of the worst, there's a reason that they were put on this earth.

Don't ask us, we don't know? But we do know that your mommy has a good heart and maybe she wants you to know that squirrels having have feelings too.

Now we don't believe that for a moment, but maybe your mommy does and that's sweet and honorable and you have to love her for that.

By the way, you look adorable!

As always,
Luv,
Riley and Star.

Brownie said...

oh no!!!! Dory, that is called torture! You gotsa get out of that costume... I suggest you chew it up into a bazillion pieces, dig a hole in the yard and BURY that NASTY squirrel thingie!

I am so speechless... are you sure your momma didn't hit her head recently?!

xoxo,
brownie

Moose said...

Oh no that is terrible! My momma is doing something similar but to make matters worse she is making it herself so it will be doubly embarassing! Hope you got lots of treats for tolerating that nonsense!

Oakley and Swisher said...

Don't be sad Dory. You look pawesome! We are sure you are going to get some lovely treats wearing that costume. Absolutely adorable.

Lots of Licks--
Oak and Swish

Two Country Poodles said...

First Mango in a Toot Toot now you in a squirrell outfit...The humans must be stopped!


Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo and Bobo

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

I heard what happened and had to see if for myself. Stay away from the frank ferter's blog.. he's got a bunch of rodents overthrowing his kingdom. You might be part of the plot.
norwood

The Thundering Herd said...

Woooo - that is just wrong. But apparently you will have lots and lots and lots of friends.

The Army of Four said...

Oh, Dory. Oh, no. OH....
RIP IT UP!!! RIP IT UP, NOW!!!!
Tail wags,
Storms

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Oh Dory, you are A-Dory-ble!! That was sure a funny post.
Smooches, BabyRD

I can relate...Mommy made me put on a sailor DRESS. (I'm a guy.)ANd she dressed me as a prisoner with a ball & chain even. And the hats, OMD the hats...the torture goes on. Should we run away together??
WelshieSmooches, Hootie