2/2/10

Why I am a Good Sporty Dog

I know many of you have been keeping tabs on the worlds' most famous bloggie dog show Mango Minster. Well this evening the sporty dogs will be making their entry into the ring. From what I hear, the judges have split the sporty dogs into Good Sport Doggies and Sporty Doggies categories, but go over and visit Mango Minster to see exactly what is going on. Many of you may know that I am entering under the Good Sport Doggies for what my Mama did to me last Halloween...Just in case you haven't heard the story I have given Mama this ONE TIME ONLY permission to show the story again. In exchange for this she promises to NOT SHOW THIS  or SPEAK OF THIS again....So here is the infamous story.......

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No Mama...NOOOOO!!!!!!!!


Costume
I am having a dress rehearsal for Halloween, Mama surprised me with a new costume!!
What could I be this year???


Maybe I am 
Khyra???
Oooooo a floofy tail!! Maybe I am going to be Khyra,
 or maybe a big lioness that says....ROAR!!!!


Putting on the "Mask"
Oooo a hoodie!! I am sure I am going to be a lioness NOW!!!





I am WHAT????
How do I look Mama...like a scary LION????




This Cannot 
BE!!!
What???? No Mama, NO!!!!



Daddy???? 
Really????
Daddy...you are NOT going to let her do this are you???
DADDY???!!!!!




I is a 
SQUIRREL!!!!!
I AM A SQUIRREL????????
THAT IS IT!!!!!!




WANTED - NEW HOME
For cute white Lhasa with a bad haircut...
Must be a home that:
Does NOT do their own grooming
Gives me real human food including LOTS of cheetos!!
and most of all does NOT DRESS THEIR FURIENDS LIKE NASTY TREE RATS!!!!!




Wanted - Good Home for Cute Puppy
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So just remember...NEVER TRUST YOUR MAMA AT HALLOWEEN TIME!!!!

Good Luck to all the sporty doggies out there!!!!!

41 comments:

houndstooth said...

Dory, we remember that so well, and Mom laughed all over again when she read it! You certainly are a good sport! Good luck!

Bunny

Schwang said...

Hi--
We really like your outfit; you are a great sport! We voted for you. Good luck!

Olive said...

Dory...this is one memory we shall not forget. You have the cutest face...really..the little expressions you make.. you look like.. a little person :)

So cute..Mom smiles just looking at you.

Good luck!

Licks from me!

Olive :)

Lorenza said...

You are the Best Good Sport, Dory!
Good luck!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Tank said...

Who else would I vote for??? Good luck Dory!

Frankie Furter said...

Dory you are a SUPER Good Sport. And as much as this hurts me to say... You even make a Gulp... cute Tree Rat! I'm just sayin'.

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

You are in a very tough class, but when it came down to it, we HAD to vote for you. I mean, the fact that you didn't leave home IMMEDIATELY after that whole episode makes you the Best Sport Ever. Good luck!

*kissey face*
-Fiona (who is, thankfully, NOT ever going to fit into a squirrel costume!)

Mango said...

You know, I still laugh every time I read that post. Shocking!

Slobbers,
Mango

ScrapsofMe said...

You sure are a good sport! Good luck in the ring. Stop by after for drinkies. And I have shortbread for snackies. We can giggle all night.

sniffies
Bonnie

Jazzi said...

Oh Dory,
I remember this oh so well,,,,,and I like you try to wipe my mind of this memory of you a pesty squirrel.
You should get the good sport award for sure. I vote YES!!!

Go Dory
Jazzi

hero said...

BOL... the laugh is louder the second time... you're really the bestest good sport, Dory.

Licks, hero

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

So many pawesome khount test ants in the group and only one vote per paw owner -

Best of lukhk to woo!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Woo really are a khute skhwirrel!

Teddy Bear said...

OH no, a squirrel!!! Why do Mommies think that costumes are SO cute?

Love,
Teddy Bear

kissa-bull said...

oh dory! not a twee rat!! anything but that!
you shoudl definately win for being such a good sport
we would of already thrown a pibble tantrum
wiggles and pibble sugars
the houston pittie pack

Martine said...

That is a great entry Dory... we voted and we put a plug on our bloggie for you!!

xo martine & the kiddlets

Life With Dogs said...

This has been so much fun to watch thanks to all the great contestants. I wish you luck Dory! :)

Sunny said...

Hi Dory,
You sure are a good sport and very cute too!
Good luck!
Luv, Lucy (Woof!)

Cocorue said...

TQ for this post after Max's sad one

you are the cutest sporty dog....best of luck Dory

chikisses
coco

SquirrelQueen said...

But Dory, you are such a cute squirrel. My little furry friends and I would love to let you play with us. All the nuts you can eat!

Sorry Dory, but you are cute no matter what you are wearing. You've got my vote.

Martha and Bailey said...

Dory, if anyone deserves to win it's you.
You certainly get our vote.....has any dog suffered so much............
love you lots
Martha & Bailey xxx

Dip-Dip and The Bridge said...

Oh no, not the squirrel again - NOT THE SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!
Wags and kisses, Dinah Bridget and Elliot xx

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

you really were a good sport to take that kind of treatment!

Madi and Mom said...

Dory we think you should wind Miss Congeniality too. For you good natured tolerance 1. for being dressed up and 2. as a squirrel your arch enemy.
Madi and MOm

BRUTUS said...

You certainly deserve SOMETHING for having to endure all that! Not only did you have to go through the embarrassment at Halloween, now you have to relive the whole nightmare!! Good luck over there at MM, competition is fierce (well, maybe except for Mason's entry) - may the sportiest dog win. I personally think you are a shoe-in!!

Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello dory its dennis the vizsla dog hay this is a brillyant disgize yoo can totaly infiltrayt the undergrownd wurld of the skwirrels now!!! ok bye

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Good luck in the contest Dory!!

Emma Rose said...

That was so funny Dory! You know, if they ever try that stuff again you can come live with us at the castle, ok?

Kisses,
Emma Rose

The Devil Dog said...

I'd say you could come here, Dory, but my mom put me in a prison costume, so that might be a mistake. Good luck!

Roxy & Lucky

Fred said...

BOL! That's awesome, and you are definitely a good sport! And, um, if you find that home that doesn't do its own grooming, let me know. Old Girl has started clipping on me herself! Yikes!

Ms. ~K said...

Dory, we remember the humiliation you endured!!!! You definitely deserve Good Sporty award!
Wrooo wrooo,
Zack, Sassy and Buddy

Kari in WeHo said...

you have to be a good sport to put up with that!

Draco and his Mom said...

Dory, we had a good laugh and remembered your supreme humilation with your moms demand that you wear that squirrel skin. I remember you received some cheetos for your good sportsmanship. Good luck in the contest.
Wags,
Draco

Twinkietinydog said...

Dory, I met you long after Halloween and I'd missed the post. Thanks. After reading it, I got it. As much at is chagrins me to say this(I'm in the same category): you deserve to win. So, to the victory, Dory!
BTW seriously, there's an After Party? :)
Twink!

Santa and Minnie said...

We think you are a good sport to allow that! We wouldn't have stood still for that.

The Army of Four said...

Seriously. You deserve the award and a lot, lot more for tolerating that!
Tail wags,
Storms

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Dory
you alone are one fierce beast- no costume required. but to appease these humans.. small dogs endure this torture... I fortunately am at a size where most costumes are too small. I feel for you
norwood

Thor said...

Definitely, you´re the cutest good sporty dog!

Thor

The OP Pack said...

Oh yes, we will never forget that Halloween torture you had to undergo. You truly were a good sport, Dory, good luck in this contest.

Woos, Phantom and Thunder

Stella said...

I agree with evefurry buddy, Dory, you deserve to win Best Sport with that terrible Squirrel suit your Mom made you wear.

Did you see the picture of you and me on the train? We looked pretty good I thought, even though you had your squirrel suit on. You are a sweet girl!

Kisses,
Stella

Deefor said...

You sure are a good sporty doggie. I think I'd be growling and hiding under the bed.

Deefor

ocmist said...

We just LOVED your outfit, BUT completely understand you feeling in this matter! We are so glad we didn't see you in it as we would have chewed first and asked questions later... sorry about that.

You should have taken that class with flying colors for being such a good sport about THIS!!! The CCC