3/27/10

Weekend Security Detail


Think-Ill-steal-birdie-food
"Mmmmmm, free birdfood, my favorite!!"

What-is-that
"What was that sound...?"

Oh-NO-it-is-Dory
"OH NO!!!! It is DORY the great squirrel HUNTRESS"

Dory-saves-the-day
"That is right Mr. squirrel it is I, Dory, the defender of birdie food everywhere, you better skeedattle!!"

Go-awat-squirrel
"Please Miss Dory, do not harm my cute little squirrel body! I am just ever so hungry, see how very skinny I am"

Hiddenanti-squirrel-ear-Ray
"I think you are a rather chubby tree rat and if you do not move along RIGHT NOW I will shoot you with my super secret ear rays!"

You-better-go
"I will leave for now Miss Dory, but I WILL be back!!"

Safe-for-Birdies
"and I will be ready for you and any of your little rat friends Mr. Squirrel!"

Safe-for-birdies-once-more
"Birdie food is for BIRDIES not for SQUIRRELS!!"

Dory..Squirrel-Hunter
"Be afraid squirrels everywhere in my backyard, I am Dory and I am NOT afraid of YOU!!!"

40 comments:

Martha and Bailey said...

Great work Dory - that is sure telling those tree rats!
They are very cheeky stealing the bird food.
Now if you need Martha to help you climb up the trees just let us know.
love
Martha & bailey xxx

gyeong said...

Those squirrels are very crafty. You have to be ever so vigilant. The neighborhood birds are counting on you, Dory.

Benny and Lily said...

Oh Dory you are going to be very bust patroling..Have fun
Benny & Lily

Madi and Mom said...

Ha!!! Dory the fearless hunter Mom and I are lol and mol. Great pictures and boy did you show him who was boss!!! Your yard your rules. Good Job,
Madi and Mom

kissa-bull said...

dory have you ever thought about taking over the world
maybe you can join our pto society we'd love to have someone of your expertise when it comes to those evil twee rats
we've never met a real life huntress before we're kind of in awe still
pibble sugars
the pittie pack

JackDaddy said...

We are thinking alike! You'll understand what I mean tomorrow! :)

The Army of Four said...

Way to GO, Dory! You are FEARLESS!!!
Play bows,
Zim

Abby said...

Hi, Dory...

Bravo!!! You sure told him...

I hope he goes back & tells all his friends that Dory is on the job & they better stay away...

Love the Ear Ray Technique...I think I'll try that...

Abby xxxooo

Stella said...

Woooo! Looks like its gonna be a long summer!

Just be a little careful, Dory!

Kisses,
Stella

Tank said...

Well done Dory. I can't believe he threatened you... they're becoming more brazen all the time.

houndstooth said...

You tell them, Dory! I feel the same way!

Bunny

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello dory its dennis the vizsla dog hay oh no!!! that is the way to git to the top of the seekret skwirrel enemeez list!!! ok bye

Remington said...

Wow you are scary!

Draco and his Mom said...

Good job Dory...they will eat you out of house and home.
Wags,
Draco

Ms. ~K said...

Oh Dory, you are our inspiration!
Wrooo wrooo,
Zack, Sassy and Buddy

Sunny said...

Hi Dory,
If I were a squirrel, I wouldn't come in your yard! You are fearless!
Luv, Lucy (Woof!)

Toby- The dog with a blog said...

You SHOW THEM!

What great pictures :)

Toby

Twinkietinydog said...

I loved the photo sequence, especially when you came out charging! Cha-arge! BOL You told him, Dory, good job. It's for the birdies. There
Twinkie

mayziegal said...

Good job, Dory! You let those Evil Squirrel Intruders know who's in charge around there! If you don't puts them in their place right away, they just starts to think you are a pushover! You knows what they say - Give 'em an inch, and they'll take over your yard.

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Thor said...

Great work with that squirrel Dory! You showed him who's boss!Thor

Lorenza said...

Hi, Dory!
The nerve of that squirrel!
Good job making him go away!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Mickie said...

you go dory!!! get 'em!!!

Mango said...

Gosh Dory! I would stay away if I were a squirrel with you getting all big dog like that. Way to go!

Slobbers,
Mango

Samantha said...

Good job Dory! You have that tree rat very well trained!

Jan Mader said...

The look in your eyes should bring terror to any squirrel who dares to think about your birdy's food. You ARE a great huntress!

RILEY AND STAR said...

Gosh Dory!

You scared us! Wow, wish we was that brave!

We need you to come up here and get our neighborhood in shape! We have those furry rats all over the place!

Come quickly!

Riley and Star.

Kari in WeHo said...

wow you are awesome! you told him whos boss

Raising Addie said...

Great job Dory!

They have no business in your yard!

Lots of Luv & Kisses
Addie, Lucie and Hailey

The OP Pack said...

Great work, Dory. We see that Mollie Jo and Bilbo have their bird feeder up too. They need to check this out so they know how to handle the evil squirrels too.

Woos, Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Life With Dogs said...

You need a super soaker. :)

bermudabluez said...

What a terrific job you did chasing those squirrels!! And you are very cute too!!

The Two Country Poodles said...

Great Job Dory. Tank will be proud!


Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

The Rocky Creek Scotties said...

You go girl!! Tell those viscous varmints.

XOXO
The Rocky Creek Scotties

Toby- The dog with a blog said...

Toby just passed along 2 awards to you - think you may have received them already, but he wanted to give them to you anyways!

Toby's Raiser

Jazzi said...

GREAT squirrel detail there Dory, You certainly make us all PROUD. The squirrels are getting outta hand here today, so as soon as I get off here, I am heading out and take control of these pesty squirrels. I am gonna do something I have never done before, so be ready to hear about it tomorrow, I am gonna show them.

Off on a mission after your inspiration
Jazzi

Piappies World said...

You go girl, Dory! You sure showed the tree rat that no one messes with you.

-Princess, Mocha & the Piappies

Tobi said...

Hahaha! Nice work, Dory.

Teddy Bear said...

Great job, Dory! I hope those squirrels know who they're dealing with.:)

Love,
Teddy Bear

Cloud the Wonder Dog said...

WooHoo, Dory!!! You go, grrrrl!!!
Great action sequence. It brought a tear to my eye...
I'm so furry, furry proud of you my dear!

Luv,
Cloud

the booker man said...

good job, miss dory! those squirrels are bad news!!
*woof*
the booker man