Squirrel Chasing 101 - The Syllabus


Professor Bilbo here to present the syllabus for Squirrel Chasing 101.

First the Course Description:

Ummmmm you will learn how to chase squirrels...DUH MAMA.

Oooooooohhhhhh, sorry Mama. Mama says that we will be teaching this in 2 different parts.

On Saturday the class will be focused on Outside Squirrel Hunting. This is for those of you that have backyards or live in the country. This class will be taught by Miss Dory, with a special expert guest speaker who will introduce the class and tell us his expert hunting skills

Sunday we will have Indoor Squirrel Hunting. This will be taught by Professor Jacob who is an expert on Toy Squirrel Hunting. 



Dory doesn't think squirrels should be hunted indoors...but Jacob wants doggies in the city to understand that it is just as fun to chase squirrels inside it will also sharpen your outside squirrel chasing skills if your humans ever get you a backyard.

Text and Materials: All you really need is the internets (to get the class), but a real and/or toy squirrel could be helpful too (plus who doesn't need an extra toy or 2 around the house!!)!

Grading: If you attend and comment on both classes you will get an A in the class and be entered TWICE for a drawing to win a Doggie Cookie Jar filled with Home Made cookies!!

If you attend and comment on one class you will get a B and be entered once to win the cookie jar mentioned above.

We will have a button for efurryone who attends to take with them when they leave

I, Bilbo, will be back on Monday to announce the grades and the winner of the Cookie Jar!

So stop by and see us, don't worry if you didn't sign up, I am sure Mama can find a desk for you!!


Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Happy Friday guys ... It is FUN chasing squirrel. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
FYI: Please add your url + class topic to the "hop"located after my blog post. Golden Woofs

Frankie Furter said...

This is gonna be SOOOOOOO exciting. I thank you Professor Bilbo fur the SillyBus Presentation.
Can't WAIT fur the classes.

Mr. Pip said...

I will be there! I have had some issues with squirrels lately and I just know this class will help me!

Your pal, Pip

Maggie Mae said...

OoH dis sounds so very excitin' to me! I sure hopes I can find some time to get away from the Emer. Medical Tent and come by fur a quick lesson!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Kari in Vegas said...

looks like a fun class!!!


Madi and Mom said...

MOL on your visitor who looked like me....Mom said she heard everyone had a twin somewhere and she is glad my twin doesn't live here becasue I'm a hand full.

We are finally here after a morning of no internets....it is our hope to be able to attend both of your Squirrel classes this weekend that is if mr. internets behaves.
Hugs from your BFFF

Benny and Lily said...

These classes look awesome! We love hunting those tree rats indoor. Outdoors in any doors professor Dory
Benny & Lily

Tessa the Maltese said...

Oh I is so very excited! Thank you Professor Bilbo for the SillyBus too.

I am very excited bout the indoor squirrel huntin cause I gots LOADS of indoor squirrels and they needs huntin!

woos, Tessa

Kitcaboodles said...

Sookie and Darcy are raring to go squirrel chasing! We're in the UK so don't expect any cookies, we're just doing it for fun!! :)

rumpydog said...

OOOOOHHHH! Let me at them squirrels! woo woo woo!

houndstooth said...

I am sure that we are going to find this very educational! I'd like to mention now that none of the rest of us are responsible for anything that Lilac might say if she speaks up in class!


SquirrelQueen said...

Professor Bilbo, the whole Kitty Krew is ready for your classes. We will be here both days.

One of our krew members, Spooky, has treed a squirrel for you to use as course material if you like. He's trapped on mommy's other blog.

The Kitty Krew

Teddy Bear said...

Thanks for the great tutorial, friends!:)

Teddy Bear & Sierra

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Sorry we forgot to sign up but I been busy getting ready for my roaching 202 class.

Our friend Brooklyn killed and ate a squirrel's head off before her Mommy could stop her. Now that's squirrel chasing but she was lucky cause it was a baby and fell out of the tree!!

{{huggies}}..........Mona & Weenie