Squirrel Chasing 101B - Indoor Squirrel Chasing


Before we get started today, we wanted to answer questions asked by some of our students yesterday...

Tessa asked what to do when you catch the squirrel??

ummmmm we are not quite sure, Jakey says EAT IT!!! I say, maybe just see if it wants to play (yes, Mama is sitting right here, and says NO BLOOD!).

Madi asks if we maybe have a gourmet recipe for the squirrel once it is caught?? 

Once again...Mama is sitting right here...so no, because we are not allowed to shed blood (unless of course Mama is not home...and then, Maybe some squirrely sushi!).

The Kitty Krew led by Miss Cindi Lou Hoo asks
 what they should do after following the squirrel up the tree and then the squirrel makes them look foolish by jumping to another tree?

Well, you are kitty kats...and I am pretty sure kitty kats sit there and look like that is what was SUPPOSE to happen...So I'm a pretty sure you are NOT doing anything wrong!!

OK....here is Prof. Jakey with today's Squirrel Chasing Class 101A, Indoor Squirrel Chasing!


Hi all you furries!! 
Hey PeeWee and Norwood...is that a BALL?? Can I play....hey throw it over here...Don't let Mango get it all slimy PeeWee...




What Bilbo??? OH....That's right...Bilbo says I can't play right now guys, gotta teach!! Catch me after class!!

Squirrel-Cabinet Squirrel-Wreath

So....lately we have had an indoor squirrely problem. Seems they are ALL OVER the place!!


This the infamous Tree Rat Gang.


Led by Tricky the Trecherous Tree Rat Stuffie. 


Tricky has 3 accomplices,including their body guard and  the biggest of them of all,  Fazzy Tubbo!! He is a bit of a wino!!


They are pretty sneaky and I have been after them for a while now.

The good thing about Indoor Squirrel Hunting is that you do not have to have
P-A-T-I-E-N-C-E. You just have to .......

These are not REAL SQUIRRELS!! 
Indoor Squirrely hunting is SOOOOO boring!!!

Shush Up Missy Poo-Poo !!
(she HATES when I call her that...hehehehe)
I am teachin' over here.

ANYWAYS....the key to taking care of an inside squirrel infestation is to tackle the biggest rodent first...So I am going after Fazzy Tubbo!!


I have you now Fazzy Tubbo....

Show NO MERCY when taking care of these sneaky stuffies....

Make them SQUEAK for mercy!!
 (Note...do not make them squeak for mercy too much, or your hooman may help the stuffie escape)


Once you have tackled the biggest of them all, the rest will run for cover!!  

Try to catch them if you can.... OR you can wait to they all think they are safe and then after a day or two, attach their loggie home and de-stuff them one by one!!


That's really all there is to it!! Try to involve your brothers and sisters if you have any when hunting, even IF SOME-DORY THINK IT IS BORING!!

We will once again answer any questions before we announce grades tomorrow!!

Wow you all were such GREAT students....we have had SO MUCH FUN teaching efurrybuddy. Of course you all passed with flying squirrel colors!! Feel free to grab a badge when you leave!! Make sure you stop by and visit the rest of those at the back to school bash. Go visit Sugar or Sarge to see where all the fun is today!!


Bilbo will be back tomorrow to announce the grades and to pick a winner for the cookie jar filled with treats (either Kitteh of Doggie)! If we pick a name from out of  the country we will donate your cookie jar and treats to Life Long Friends (our favorite Pet Adoption Center in your name)!


Jan's Funny Farm said...

Now that was an interesting class. If all classwork was this much fun, we'd breeze through canine and feline college.

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! reading your blog post title .... I thought there's a real squirrel got inside your house. You guys are just funny and cute. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

FYI: Have a ? to ash, can you please send us an email. Our email address is on our blog (Contact). Golden Woofs

Jazzi said...

Loved the class. Sure looks like Jakey was givin....that ole squirrel a what for!! go Jakey!!


Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Eeesh! We missed the first day of class! However, we were busy with a 'practical' yesterday, so maybe we won't lose too many points? Heehee. Hey, um, we had some indoor squirrels like that and we, uh, well, we killed 'em. No more indoor squirrels! Heehee. Now we'll go back and see what we missed yesterday.... Sorry!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Kitcaboodles said...

Thank you for another fun class! Sookie decided to put her new skills to use this morning and brought a snail inside from the garden. I had to tell her Sookie it's SQUIRRELS not snails...

George the Lad said...

enjoyed the class,right better go find me a tree rat
Have a good week
See Yea George xxx

Kari in Vegas said...

Sometimes you have to practice on easy prey!


Benny and Lily said...

Oh my dawg those things get around! We have that toy too and try to mutilate those things. Thatnks for the tips
Benny & Lily

Madi and Mom said...

MOL Dory, Bilbo and Jakey I thank my lucky stars there are no tree rodents in my house just on my deck and if the aggravate me I just walk away.
Hugs and thanks for all the great outdoor and indoor tutorials. I learned a ton of things.
hugs Madi

Avalon Cat Cartoons said...

Amazingly cute dogs!

Momma Tea (also Ronnii and Uji whose open ids wont work) said...

Ohh mee has learned so much fank yoo fur da lessons mee dids enjoy dem big time


Frankie Furter said...

Professor Jakey... you are one TREE Men Dous teacher. I enjoyed every fun and fact filled moment of your class. I even took NOTES.

Winnie said...

Good class.

I learned a lot.

Love and licks, Winnie

Maggie Mae said...

Great job of teachin'! :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Mango said...

Missy Poo Poo? Uh oh.

How invigorating. It appears your estate is quite overrun with squirrels and while you might mock Prof. Jakey, I think without him things would get quite out of hand.


SquirrelQueen said...

Professor Jakey, we really liked your indoor squirrel chasing class. We think this would be the perfect activity for rainy days, being as we are cats and hate rain.

Thank you for answering our question. We are still very young and have a lot to learn. From now on when those silly squirrels leap to another tree we will look very aloof and say silly, fraidy squirrel.

Cindi Lou and The Kitty Krew

Tessa the Maltese said...

Oh Jakey you really did Grrrreeat teachin this class. I learned a lot of new ways to chase my squirrels and watch them run away.

Thanks so much!

See you in class!

woos, Tessa

houndstooth said...

I had no idea the indoor variety tree rats were so conniving! This has truly been an eye opener for me!


Roo said...

Ha! Another fabulous class on my favorite subject...SQUIRRELS! I now feel fully prepared to properly chase and dispose of the tricky lil buggers :D Luved all the photos and dialogue. Too funny! :D

Waggin at ya,

Ms. ~K said...

Oh, you make school FUN!!!!
Happy LABradOR Day!
Zack, Sassy, and Buddy

Mr. Pip said...

There is some serious squirrel chasing going on! Wow, those indoor city squirrels are tough!

Your pal, Pip

Oskar said...

Oh I had one of those gangs that live in the tree stump. First I removed their tails, then I de-stuffed them!

Nubbin wiggles,

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Hi Dory & Jakey,

Thanks for taking part in
Weenie & my Roaching classes
We couldn't have asked for a
better group, of pupils.

You are eligible for a special
prize for attending our classes.

Aunt Judy will be drawing the
name of the winning pupil
next week.

See ya next year for Roaching 303.


Furry Bottoms said...

This made me laugh and laugh, thank you! :)

Pet Sitting Mckinney said...

so sooo soooooooo cute.... thanks for sharing your best memories...

Pet Sitting Mckinney