3/31/14

If I were King

King Arty

The top 10 things I would do if I was King Arty for the Day

10.  I would put the the walking string on Mama and take her for 3 walks a day!
(with Jakey and Dory if they are being good doggies)

9. Cookies would be given out upon demand!
(and be kept within my reach just
 in case I needed more!)

8. Bilbo would be happy and not get mad when I wanted to play with him.

7. Squirrels would move to our part of Northern California so Dory and I could chase them!

6. I would make Daddy buy me my own house on the ocean so I could go play in the sand efurryday.

5. Afternoon naps with snuggle time in the big bed with Mama and Daddy would be mandatory.

4. Opposable thumbs for ALL doggies!! 
No more waiting for our assistants for visiting bloggie friends

3.  Three Meals a Day for all doggies!!

2.  Three words...NO MORE BATHS!!

and the number one thing I would do is

1. Make sure all doggies in all shelters would find their furrever pawrents right away!


18 comments:

Whitley Westie said...

Cookies in reach sounds good to me!

Chef Sasha said...

Wow Arty those are pawsome things to do.Number 1 is the best of course, but I like the ones about Bilbo, cookies and baths the next best.I will vote for you to be king.

Love Sasha

grrrrrrr to my Bilbo

Jeanne Pursell said...

You definitely have our votes too!! Awesome ideas!! Number one is the BEST, but cookies...and baths...rank right up there as faves...just like Sasha says!!

Molly The Wally said...

Wow that was a great top ten and we so agree ... squirrels , treats and no baths. Have a marvellous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

All of those things sound good to us! Of course, #1 is our first choice, but we're definitely on board with the mandatory afternoon naps!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

you need to add that the squirrels should be slow - much easier to chase. Those are 10 great reason to be king :)

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Could we ELECT you as King? We love the entire list!!!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh boy do we like your rules
Lily & Edward

gyeong said...

That is a very well thought out list. Long live Arty the King.

Madi and Mom said...

King Arty I think you should be King too. What wonderful policies you would have...I assume they include kitties too right?
Hugs madi your bfff

Mr. Pip said...

I couldn't agree more!!! Especially about three meals a day and all doggies having homes

Ruby (and Angel Pip)

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Where do we vote, Arty? We would love for you to be our King.

Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

Laika said...

I'm in for the vote too. Of course a home for every animal, dogs and kittys, and the cookie part... yummi.

Millie and Walter said...

All Hail King Arty! We love all your rules.

Jenna,Mark Drady said...

Hey Dory! Just wanted to let you know we are passing an award onto you tomorrow on our post if you'd like to come on by and pick it up!
ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

M. K. Clinton said...

If we could vote for Arty to be King with those laws, we sure would!!

SquirrelQueen said...

Oh Arty, we wishes you were king so all of these things could come true especially the #1. If we can catch some squirrels we will ship them down to you. Of course they is super fast and slippery so we might not get any buts we will try.

Purrs,
Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

The Army of Four said...

You've got our vote for King!
Cammie!