Jakey here to show you how to make sure you are fairly paid for any silly holiday photo shoots you may be required to model for.
Do not promise ANYTHING without seeing the reward nom first. Dory is very trusting and will always look at the camera. Arty and me not so much. Here Arty is demonstrating flashy box evasion while I give Mama the stinky eye....
Mama somehow convinced Arty she had noms but I ever saw the cookie....not looking Mama!
If you still don't see a nom, walk off the set and refuse to model until you are compensated!!
When, and ONLY when you have been duly compensated, grace them with ONE picture with you (and your siblings) looking at the camera!