12/2/14

Tree Decorating 101

Arty here to teach you all about decorating your Christmas Tree...you see around here we do little trees...Mama and Daddy have their own tree and this year Mama bought a "year round tree" just for US and her silly photo shoots  to play with!!

Here is how I decorate our tree....

First, I take down all the Thanks-Blogville decorations and give the to Mama so she can lose them put them someplace safe for next year.

Then put a pretty top on your tree and a tree skirt. This year Dory picked this red flower for the top..... and ummmmm her red Christmas tutu for a tree skirt, well I guess since she is bigger and stronger than me pack leader what she says goes

Then get your lights, decorations and garland together...



Next, put the lights on the tree....you may need your Mama's thumbs for this....




Next pause for effect while your Mama take a picture (don't forget to demand payment for this!), 

Ask your Mama to place the ornaments exactly where you tell her...

Finally have your Mama gently place the garland.....





ON THE TREE MAMA, ON THE TREE!!





.......it is so hard to find good help now a days!!!


We hope you get a chance to help decorate your tree this holiday season!!

29 comments:

Whitley Westie said...

Ya did a pawsome job there!

Molly TheWally said...

We agree pawsome job dude. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly

Julie said...

Oh very well done, I wish I could organise my staff as well as you do !
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Mark Muller said...

fabulous work and a great instruction for all little helpers... sadly I'm suspended from the tree decorating team... no idea why...
Easy Rider

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey ..... you did great!! You are the tree decorator extraordinnaire!!

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

We helped by watching and offering advice - most of which Mom seemed to ignore....

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

that i the most perfect little tree for you and you did a pawsome job decorating it

Millie and Walter said...

You are an excellent tree decorator. You seem so serious in all your pictures but of course cute too.

Sandra said...

tis a beautiful tree and you look fantastic in all the photos.

stellaroselong said...

We laughed and laughed all the way through this...excellent Job jakey.
stella rose

stellaroselong said...

I meant Arty how embarrassing.
stella rose

Sam said...

As long as they feed you on time, all is well.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Thank you for all your instructions. That was perfect
Lily & Edward

Cathy Armato said...

Thank you Arty for this instructional post! Very informative (-: Your tree looks beautiful, and so does your blog header!
Love & Biscuits,
Cathy, Isis & Phoebe
www.dogsluvusandweluvthem.blogspot.com

Sully said...

That's a great tree Arty, isn't it great bossing mom around!

Aroo to you,
Sully

Idaho PugRanch said...

Your very own tree to decorate! Pawsome!
hugs
Mr Bailey & Hazel

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

You are a great tree decorator, ARty - maybe Mom needs a bit more time for her lessons to kick in:)

We have a new tree this year - we see the big box in the foyer - maybe it will make an appearance soon so we can try out your instructions.

Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

Bailey said...

You could do your own holiday show.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Oh oh oh,,,, thanks for the deco tips... I am waiting for my tree to be delivered then I can go to town on it!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Sketching with Dogs said...

You have done a great job with your tree Arty, you wouldn't like to come round and help with ours would you?
Dip and Elliot x

Murphy said...

Nobody decorates at our house but we did help dad load it on the dolly!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

C.L.W.STEP said...

You are right to ask for payment after such a tiring job. But the tree looks great!

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

Arty they should call you Arty the Artist. You did a fine job with the tree! And looked cute, too.

Casey said...

You did a grreat job! I don't have my own tree, but I snoopervise when Momma puts the big tree up and tell her where to put each ornament.

SquirrelQueen said...

Oh Arty, you are a fabulous tree decorator. Did you get extra treats for wearing the garland? MOL!

Mama is still debating putting up a treat this year. We can't figure out what the problem is since we would all help out. We could climb the tree and supervise the hanging of those shiny balls and garlands. We promised her we wouldn't make the decoration fall on the floor this year.....maybe!

Kitty Kisses,
Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Those are pawsome tree decorating tips.

Braeden and Seth said...

We think maybe you should have your own Christmas special on HGTV!

Waggies,
Braeden, Seth and Riley

Marty the Manx said...

Way to go Arty! Hope you got properly compensated in treats for all that teaching! We are having issues here since I seem to think all decorations should be on the floor MOL!
Marty

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

Oh Arty, good help is hard to find...you did an excellent job on the tree