12/29/15

Blogville Mugshots

You've heard about the BAR right (Click HERE, if you haven't)??  A bunch of Blogville Residents and their peeps are going to get to meet in the FURS in June!!

Well Homeland Security found out about BAR and insisted we do background checks on all our residents!  OMD, you are not going to believe what we found!!! 
A bunch of our residents seem to have rap sheets!!!
 Look at what the agents found on their 
Secret Super Computer!!


 After further investigation it was found Beachnut was just switching to a bigger shell. Charges were dropped.





 Ernie contested the charges stating that being drunk on love is not a crime!




 It seems the table games at PawPaw Pantsleg and MeeMaw's house got a tad out of control. Shelldon was released into the Hand's custody.



 Unfortunately Matt's Mama corroborated these charges.




 Joey was accused of sleeping while the Squirrel Cartel ran loose in his backyard. Unfortunately,  there were no witnesses as his brother was also napping. Charges were dropped.



 Reportedly, Momo ran off with some of her Daddy's pizza. No evidence was ever found.



Momo seems happy to spend more time with Joey, even if it is in jail!!




 Arty maintains his innocence, but both Bilbo and Dory claimed to have witnessed this event.




 After further investigation,  it was found this was actually a "monkey training" session.




 Ginger continues to claim her innocence. She believes her Mama is at fault for "starving her" (putting her on a diet).




 Many counts of using her smile to get extra treats have been reported by her brother and sister.



 A report that Oreo used yarn to tie up his Mama and keep her home was filed, but no witness has come forward (and his Daddy was sleeping).



 We have three separate accounts of Pierre digging up moles.
We are still not sure why this is a crime in Blogville!




"No puppy knows the troubles we've seen"


Let's just say the circuits of the Moon cell tower were melting from the heat from their conversations!!






 It seems taking a tank from the US over the pond to your boyfriends place is a crime.  Who knew??





 Unfortunately, Bertie's human Gail can attest to this report.





Looks like Bertie and Murphy paid off the guards to get a bit of "alone time" with their gals!




 Madi was caught red pawed stealing her Mama's morning "O's" and plead guilty with no sign of remorse!



 Another case of wrongful arrest!! Jessie straightened this out, she assures us Casey was doing his job and keeping her safe!




 The reported leader of the "Bacon Gang",  Travis pleaded guilty to the charges. He did, however, promise to reveal the other members of his gang in exchange for a bit of bacon.




 Bilbo maintains he was only ordering pizza for his sister!



 Charges were dropped immediately when Ziggy told us his Uncle Bilbo said it was OK for him to go potty in the house. 
Additional charges may be made against Bilbo.



(Eating a Foreign Substance)
It seems Ranger got into a bit of trouble when his neighbors charged him with eating a nerf arrow.



 Wesley exceeded speed limits several times
and refused to pay citations claiming 
"My Mama was calling me!"



 The charges against Ciara were dropped when it was discovered the fugitive she was harboring was actually her brother.



Jakey admits to having a problem and is currently goes to regular meetings of Deader's Anonymous




"MORE TREATS!! MORE TREATS!! MORE TREATS!!"
Oh no, looks like we may have a prison riot soon!!!


Go visit Murphy and Stanley to check out other Blogville felons!!



29 comments:

Marg said...

Goodness, it sounds like the jails are going to be very over crowded. Such a bunch of kind of bad kitties and doggies. But I bet none of them meant any harm. Too cute. We will go bail all of them out.

Jeanne Pursell said...

We have to agree with Marg...perhaps one night in jail would teach them a lesson and then we will help her to bail everyone out!!

Emma said...

That is some serious stuff! Bailie has a rap sheet herself, but since we can't make it to the get together, you all didn't do a background check on her.

Sarge said...

Hey Dory!
Wow, this is all incredibly shocking...and incredibly funny! BWAR HAR HAR Well, I gotta bark the truth that Beachnut has been a bit forceful with the shell games, sometimes while they were already occupied. And the gambling got a bit outa control. The girls would be better off sticking with the video games. BOL OMD these are great. Love the "Real Tall" part. That gives me the giggles.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

Bouncing Bertie said...

Hey I love this. You have SO put things in perspective for Gail, who now must surely realise that chasing ducks is small beer compared to what my fellow Blogvillle citizens have been getting up to...
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Looks like the court is going to be very busy.

Casey said...

It was so RUFF spending time in jail. Wrongly accused!!

Mark Muller said...

hahaha that's great... monkey abuse? bawhahahaha.... and to be drunken with love is a good crime LOL

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

BaaaaaaaWaaaah these are GRRRRREAT.... Actually we think that each and every one of these Actions and INactions should be considered Acts of REASON... and should be REWARDED ... fur jobs WELL DONE... this IS Blogville, after all... WE live by our OWN RULES...

BRAVO fur a job well done.... to Each of the WRONGLY ACCUSED.

BLOGVILLE ROCKS.

Madi and Mom said...

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY WORD DORY AND BROS AND ASSISTANTS YOU HAVE OUT DONE YOURSELVES WITH THIS POST. YOUR ASSISTANT MUST TAKE EXCELLENT NOTES OR HAVE A GREAT MEMORY SHE NAILED VERY SINGLE
ACCUSATION TO A TEE. YOU ARE CORRECT ON MADI TOO SHE WILL STEAL O'S FROM RIGHT OFF MY SPOON IF I'M NOT CAREFUL
HUGS MOM TO A CONVICTED CAT Burglar!!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Say what!! We knew those Crabby girls were up to good. We are shocked. Blogville is safe now
Snorts,
Lily & Edward

Millie and Walter said...

Wow! We didn't know our Blogville friends were perps. We better head over to Murphy and Stanley's to make sure we weren't thrown in the slammer too.

Ranger said...

Baaaawwwwaaaaahhhhhaaaaaa! Eating a Foreign Substance.
Guilty as charged.
Wags,
Ranger
Pees...... I'm lovin Howl-i-daze.

Poodle At Play said...

...but...but my Mom WAS calling me! So who cares about a little speed breaking then?!

Mitch and Molly said...

Wow - we would have never guessed *wink wink*

Idaho PugRanch said...

Monkey Abuse!!! I would never abuse my monkeys! They just need a little "training" now and then!
BOL!!!! This is just the greatest fun! Giggles and laughs galore!
hugs
Mabel
and Miss Smile ( Hazel)

M. K. Clinton said...

I have laughed so hard at these charges. P.S. Pierre should have pled guilty as charged!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari om
Yikes, who new??? Hugs and wags YAM-aunty xxx

The Army of Four said...

Oh, my heavens! You know ... it seems that they were profiling crustaceans!
Cammie!

C.L.W.STEP said...

Throw the book at Joey dog! He's guilty of multiple counts of sleeping while on squirrel chasing duty. But since he's on partial retirement from the Double Doggie Homeland Security System, the charges have been dropped.

The Adventures of The Bell Fur Zoo said...

On nose we in the big house...BOL BOL BOL! I think Matt might need Deader's Anonymous too ;)

xoxo,
Ginger, Matt & Matilda

MilitaryPugWife said...

They are all way too cute to be thugs!!! Hahahaha

Murphy said...

It was amazing to find all those arrest records!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Lone Star Cats said...

Ya can't blame me for rattin - I mean, BACON wuz offered!

LBJ said...

I'm glad I'm not the only one with a "Past".

Abby Lab

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Mom and Dad have had a long week with all the big kids and little kids here day and night. They sure got a lot of laughs out of this post and Murphy and Stanley's. You all did such a fantastic job. Ciara wants you to know that there are many times she would love to refuse to harbor her brother/fugitive, but most of the time she does love him:)

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Oh my goodness. Is there anyone in Blogville who isnt in jail?

Marty the Manx said...

Oh my, those are some serious criminal charges! Lies we say! Hearsay! Let my people go we sing!

Ziggy Stardust said...

I look up to and admire Uncle Bilbo and if he says it is ok then I can do it. Right??Mommy says no, but I think I will take Uncle Bilbo's advice on this one.

Ziggy Out!!

Thank you for doing these fun posts and hijinks