7/6/09

Bad Dream


I had the worst dream last Saturday Morning. I know it was a dream 'cause my Mommy would never be that mean to me.


First I saw Bilbo...he was all wet, Mommy was holding him in a towel....

Then Mommy came looking for me...

....Whatcha want Mommy??

Then I got put in the sink...

And she turned the water on...and started getting me ALL WET. First my back and tummy

Then my neck...




Then my face...


Even my EARS!!!



Maybe if I close my eyes I'll wake up....

OH NO...I close my eyes for just a second and Mommy
goes in for the gooby cleaning...Darn those nails!!



Get off of me icky wet water!!!


Mommy abusing me with the towel...what a nightmare!!!


What do I get out of all this?? Mommy you are soooo NOT my favorite in this dream...what??


Cookie??


Oh Mommy you are so my favorite....



I think Bilbo had the same nightmare so he got a cookie too!



The moral of this story is that cookies make everything all better!!


17 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

It all depends:

How many khookies did woo get?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Abby said...

Hi, Dory...

After going thru that water torture, you should get a whole bag of cookies...

Abby xxxooo

hero said...

Yes you had a dream Dory... but a sweet dream in the end... hehe. Btw, I hate to bathe too and dreaming of that would be a nightmare.

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

You have my deep sympathy, Dory!
I have my bath in the kitchen sink too, I just don't want to remember those awful time, my mom is as rough as your mom when it comes to goo removal, oouch!
At the end of that nightmare, no cookies reward, just plenty of kisses and praising me "good boy", grrrr!

Katie, Mollie and Bobo said...

Its awful when those two leggers put us in the tub and try to drown us and then run stinky goop all over us...But yes I agree that cookies do make everything better.

Checkers said...

i don't understand why all you doggies fall for those cookies - I hate cookies - ASK FOR YOGURT DROPS - they are much better!!!!! Your dream wasn't so bad....you didn't get the dryer!!!!

JackDaddy said...

Ooo, I love playing with the towels when I get a bath!

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

My Mom takes me in the shower - which makes for great fun because there's lots of room for me to squirm around and get Mom all wet. But I'm with you - cookies make EVERYTHING better!

*kissey face*
-Fiona

chicamom85 said...

You don't even want to get me started about baths! I just get to smelling good the way I like and then I get thrown in the sink and tortured. I agree the treats do help, but not much. At least Bilbo had to go through it too, not just you.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Bijou said...

Hi Dory,

Sorry about the bad dream. I think we are scheduled for some water torture soon. Mom mentioned we are getting "stinky". At least you got some cookies after your dream.

Wags & wiggles,
Bijou

Bell and Kimberly said...

Oh Dory - I'm so glads you woked up from your nightmares.. Cookies do always make evfurrything better though.. I could be sooooooooooooo tireds and mama could pull out a COOKIE and I'm wide awake and maybe not so alert but I'm standing at attention.. BOL..
you're cute Dory - I liked your 4th pictures too..
high five
Bell girl

Pedro said...

Dory,

You are so right, cookies do make everything better! Tell your mom she has very pretty nails for gooby digging!

Pedro

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

You are so cute - thank you for entering our 'stick out your tongue' contest.

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Brownie said...

What a nightmare! I have had that happen to me in real life, but there were no cookies at the end...!

Martha Basset said...

Hi Dory
That dream was a nightmare! Thank dogness for cookies!
love
Martha & Bailey xxx

Allison (Dog Mom) said...

Hey Dory! Tanks fur visiting arr bloggie! We wuv meeting noo furiendz.

We don't likey da baffs, eefur. Tank dogness woo got sum cookees!

wuv,
Gus and Waldo

Heather and Pumpkin said...

Oh I am not a fan of baths either. But what I hate the most is when my mom cleans out the eye boogers!

xoxo
Pumpkin