8/11/09

Tuesday Tantrums by Bilbo

So this morning Mama was taking her own sweet time getting me my "before she leaves for work" cookie (not to be confused with "take a shower" cookie). She says she is "switching up my schedule". I DO NOT LIKE CHANGE!!!

So I through a temper tantrum.

Gimme my cookie of the blankie is next!
I dragged my blankie around

I will destroy it even!!
I chewed on Dory's bed

I will attack the bed
GRRRRRRRRR

1-Don't make me go destructo on the house Mama
Now what shall I destroy???

What can I destroy?
I know....



Destroy the Curtains!
The CURTAINS!!!!

Ggggrrrrrrrrr
Growlies...Grrrrrr....I am destroying them now....

Eating the Bed!
Mommy I told you NOT to put my bed back on the couch...Grrrrrrr eating my
bed now!

Evil Eyes!!
NOW will you give me my COOKIE????

Do you know she had the nerve to LAUGH AT ME??? But after she finished laughing...I got my cookie.

I am SO SURE she was laughing out of fear of total house destruction!!!

Warning: I am a professional temper tantrum thrower. Do NOT try this at home!I


26 comments:

Bijou said...

Hi Bilbo,

You are a good tantrum thrower. I'm sure you had your mom very worried. I will have to try that next time mom keeps the cookies from me.

Wags & wiggles,
Bijou

Martha Basset said...

Oh Dory, we think your mum will learn to give you your cookie a bit quicker after that!
Bailey, is a bit of a diva too and throws the odd tantrum!
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxx

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Haha, I have fun watching you throwing a temper tantrum, love the eating your own bed scene!
How many kind of cookies you have? The take a shower cookies must be huge and delicious!
Love ya!

JackDaddy said...

Be careful - I find that peoples can be very unpredictable when it comes to cookies!

ScrapsofMe said...

Must be a guy thing. Puffers doesn't like to have his schedule messed with either. When it's 6pm, there best be food IN THE BOWL. Not a minute later....and if they aren't in the kitchen putzing about with the foodie bowlies...like around 5:45ish...he'll be looking for someone to herd into the kitchen ...and the whining...omgoodness.
Bonnie

Cloud the Wonder Dog said...

Wow Bilbo, I hope I never have your anger directed at me, dude! You are a whirling tornado of temper tantrums, BOL!!!

Luv,
Cloud

Tank said...

Maybe you should do something more constructive with all that energy Bilbo. Why don't you have Dory show you how to chase squirrels...

Honeygo Beasley said...

Oh, you and Silvie who loves to "kill" her stuffie "all over the place."
I throw tantrums, too. I usually attack pillows.

Hope you have calmed down and enjoyed that cookie.

RILEY AND STAR said...

Bilbo,

You are a smart little guy because you know that actions speak louder then barks. We think you are funny too but don't tell your mommy we said that cause she might not like us to courage you.

Way to go, Bilbo!
Luv,
Riley and Star.

Jazzi said...

Remind me to stay on the good side of you Bilbo!!
I have never thought of temper tantrums ummmmm.......My mom would just laugh at me too!!!
and she would say " oh well, you will get glad in the same shoes you got mad in"

Stella said...

I get crabby sometimes, but then I forget about it and I never tear things up, ever, ever. My Mom says if I tear up my bed, I can sleep on the floor. Isn't that what you would have to do? Thats not for me!

Kisses,
Stella

Tiffany and the Munchkins said...

Bilbo, you are most certainly an expert temper tantrum thrower! We will have to try that and see if we get treats from it.

Chihuahua kisses,
Bentley & Lexus

Ms. ~K said...

Oh Bilbo,
You are too cute for such behavior...
But if it works for you, go for it!
Wrooo wroooo

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Khwite the tantrum woo threw!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Mollie Jo and Bobo said...

Did you get extra cookies? If so I may go against the warning and try my paw at the tantrums......

Very nice photos. :)

-Mollie and Bobo

Woodrow, Sweetie, MJ Campanella said...

that was quite a tantrum - but dont think that would work in my house

but good job little guy

Woodrow - Sweetie - Sherman

Lorenza said...

Hi, Bilbo!
I loved your tantrum post! You gave us a good laugh!
Glad you got your cookie after that!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

hero said...

Whooa Bilbo! I didn't know you're such a mean machine for a little guy. I'm sure mommy has learned her lesson... never tempt the dark side of Bilbo.

Licks, hero

chicamom85 said...

Bilbo, do you think it is possible that we are related somehow?? We have very simular habits. I do not like my routine changed in any way. Every morning I get my going out with Daddy treat before he goes to work. Next I get my, its time for Mom to go on the computer treat. If she forgets this one, the evil me takes over and I will attack her from behind, headbutting her, shoving her with my paws and giving her a very hard and painful nosebutting. Well she deserves it right? You understand Bilbo. Before me I am told that Mommy and family had a "Dory" so they have seen both sides and now I am here to stay. They refer to her as the"angel puppy" that they hope will come to me in my dreams and tell me to be good. Yay right, giggle.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Teddy Bear said...

Bilbo, you are great at getting what you want.:)

Love,
Teddy Bear

Madi and Mom said...

Bilbro where did you learn to pitch a hissy fit?
Looks like it worked to your advantage....Madi says to tell you she doesn't like her schedule changed either. Love your pictures today...tell Mom GOOD JOB...BTW where was sweet Dory during your hissy fit?
Madi and Mom

Brind'Amour said...

Hi Bilbo, I think you are super at throwing tantrums. You're practically a professional!!! I would love to see it in slow motion!

Wiggles,
Brind'Amour

Mack said...

The main thing is you got your COOKIE!

And I really don't throw temper tantrums - I just sulk!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello bilbo its dennis the vizsla dog hay that is a pretty gud tantrum their!!! maybe we can git together and tayk owr destrukshun show on the rode wot do yoo think??? ok bye

Paco,Milo, Maya and mommy Simona said...

Hi sweet friend...
we aren't able to see your pictures!!!!!!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....
sometimes we hate internet!!!!
Hope to see them soon!!!!
But we think of you everyday!!!
Have a wonderful wednesday!!!
We love youuuuuuuuuu!!!

Jan Mader said...

You are one scrappy little pup! I will never ever make you mad!