Jacob: Ummm....Dory.....get up it is Monday.
Oh NO!!! Daddy has the flashy box out.
Jakey: Daddy STOP....we were up late watching that silly football game last night and NO you can NOT turn the TV on...Dory is SLEEPING!
Dory: Jakey....just pretend you are sleeping and maybe he will get bored and go away...
Jakey: OK, I'll try...but he cannot have the remote!!